2:49 a.m. I wake up and I know instantly. I’m sick. Okay, maybe “sick” is a tad dramatic. I have phlegm and it won’t stop until I use some medication. It happens to me every year during harmattan and it’s usually very frustrating. Ugh, now I will be spitting all day. Iyama. 6:36 a.m. All […]
I HAVE COLLECTED MY N3200. Mami Market, meet David Odunlami.
6:00 a.m. My alarm wakes me up and I get up and out of my bed. I need to be at OBS by 6:30 a.m. Who sent me work. I joined OBS to avoid marching and working, yet all I do in this place is march at work. I see my roommates and they’re all […]
I’ve just finished leading the entire camp in prayers.
It goes on for ages, this particular topic.
The Nigerian experience is physical, emotional and sometimes international. No one knows it better than our features on #TheAbroadLife, a series where we detail and explore Nigerian experiences while living abroad. Today’s subject on Abroad Life is a woman who moved to Rwanda for school four years ago. She talks about how different Rwanda is […]
Bicycle allowance is cominggg!
Why are people sniffing lizard poop as drugs?
Today, we talk about relationships.
NYSC Diary is back!
The subject of today’s Abroad Life is a 25-year-old woman who lives and studies medicine in Dominica. She talks about how she got the admission, the fact that there are a lot of Nigerians there, and why she wants to leave once she’s done with her programme. First things first, where are you right now? […]
If you have experience getting your heartbroken, you can tell when it’s about to happen. But if you don’t, learn these lines very well because once you hear them, shit it about to hit the fan. 1. So, remember that my ex… If they use this line, just start crying. That same ex that broke […]
Oversabi is a terrible thing. Body fitness is a great thing to desire, but when people begin to turn workout sessions into lowkey punishment sessions, that’s where to draw the line. What happened to the good old sit-ups and push-ups? Here’s a list of the most terrible exercises that’ll make your body wonder if you’re […]
It’s never too early to start thinking of Christmas gifts for your man. This year, make efforts to get, you know, actual gifts for your man (not boxers and singlets). Nigerian men deserve better, therefore, we’ve made a list of all the things you can get your man for Christmas this year. 1. A PS5 […]
What you eat says a lot about the type of person you are. In this quiz, we’ve put out a list of things you’ll probably eat during your typical day. Eat for a whole day and and we’ll (accurately) guess how much you have in your bank account 11 Food Quizzes That Will Leave You […]
This is a fact: Nobody should ever be caught eating pawpaw. We should have known that Nigeria was indeed a terrible place right from when we were kids when teachers would make us sing “Everybody likes pawpaw”. The dishonesty. Nobody likes pawpaw. Have you ever seen pawpaw flavoured juice? So if someone looks at you, […]
Today’s subject on Abroad Life is a woman who schooled in Kampala, Uganda because she didn’t want to go somewhere mainstream like Canada or The UK. She talks about how similar Nigeria and Uganda are, how to have fun in Uganda and the things that make living in Uganda difficult. So where were you before […]
Yesterday, WhatsApp announced that a new feature called Disappearing Messages would be rolling into our phones soon, and if you paid attention, you could hear a collective “Ope o” from every guy named Femi. We thought about all the advantages of the new feature that automatically deletes messages after some time and you’ll be pleasantly […]
Unlike most of us, talented newcomer Omah Lay is having a truly remarkable 2020. He dropped his stellar EP, Get Layd earlier this year and hasn’t looked back since. The 5-song, 14-minute EP is currently the fifth most-streamed Nigerian album on Spotify worldwide this year, up there with massive stars like Wizkid, Tiwa Savage and […]
For a lot of Nigerians, the ultimate Nigerian Dream is to japa. Many people prefer to go to Canada, AKA ‘Abroad Nigeria’ and live with the rest of the Nigerians that are there. If you’ve successfully japa’d here are some of the things you can definitely relate to: 1. When you start your visa processing […]
As some men around the world observe “No Shave November”, others wish it was “Wish I Could Shave November”. Over time, men that have struggled to grow a beard have been mocked by others, and labelled “Not man enough.” These conditions have moved them to become desperate and try everything in their power to try […]
We’re three days into November and many people around the world are dedicating the month to one thing: not nutting. If you’re one of them, this quiz is for you. Answer these questions and we’ll tell you how long you’ll last in No Nut November. 11 Quizzes For Nigerians Who Are Ready To Marry Are […]
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