Here are seven different ways to make the Nigerian girl you like fall for you. 1) Words of affirmation To make a Nigerian girl fall in love with you, you need to give her bank account some words of affirmation. The best kinds of words of affirmation come in the form of a credit alert. […]

If you date Nigerian men, here are some of the kinds you might enter into a relationship with or have already been in a relationship with. 1) Oedipus complex This kind of man only dates women who look like, talk like and act like his mother. Whenever you hang out, he brings his mother into […]

Being a wealthy Nigerian is not just by mouth. You must be able to get at least 12/20 on this quiz.

There are men, and there are alpha males. One of the easiest ways for people to identify you as an alpha male is for you to do these nine things. 1) Never use an umbrella Alpha males allow rain to flog them like someone that stole meat from the market. It is emasculating for any […]

The subject of this week’s What She Said is a 24-year-old woman who is a middle child. She talks about seeking attention growing up, and her strained relationship with her father.  What’s your earliest memory of your childhood? I crashed my older sister’s birthday. I was in Primary One, and it was December. I told […]

Have you ever wondered what a relationship with a musician is like? Well, these seven Nigerians share what it is like dating musicians. Anna We met in SS3 and someone told me he liked me. The girls I hung out with told me he was a musician and a cringy one at that, but I […]

One minute your life is going great, the next you are throwing up in the middle of a Zoom meeting. You check your period app and find out you’re three weeks late. One thing flashes through your mind, “PREGNANCY“. Now, here are the other things that will go through your mind when you have a […]

The subject of today’s What-She-Said is a 22-year-old woman who was ambitious out of spite for her primary school classmates. She talks about her brother wanting to kill her when they were both children, being bullied in primary school and finally finding community with herself this year.  What’s your earliest memory of your childhood? It […]

As Told To Itohan When I was in JS2, I started dating a lot of people consecutively. I was never really single. I dated two best friends. I even once dated a set of twins and their elder brother. Most of them were older and bought me gifts, which was risky because I was young […]

Sometimes, Nigerian parents forget the home they come from so they start to display elements of pride. Here are six ways to know your Nigerian parents have become proud. 1) They start coming home late When your parents start returning home from events later than 7pm, then not only have they grown wings, but the […]

You’ve been wanting a friend for a while now, but don’t know how to make one? Well, here is a Zikoko guide on how to make friends. 1) Steal someone else’s friends Some people have already done the dirty work of helping people become a perfect friend. Just wait for the perfect opportunity and strike. […]

So your man is cheating, but you want to remain with him and don’t know how to do it? Never fear, here is the Zikoko guide to staying with a cheating man. 1) Take it to God in prayer Ask God to give you the grace to continue in the marriage. There is nothing God […]

If you have always suspected someone you know doing yahoo, but are unable to verify such claims, here are nine things to look out for. 1) All the rooms in their house are white Out of all the colours of the rainbow, they chose to paint all their rooms white. If you ever visit someone […]

A lot of Gen-Z Nigerians grew up watching Nollywood movies that centred a lot on the University experience and campus life. Some of those movies may have gingered you to want to enter University. However, we were not expecting to be lied to, bamboozled, and led astray by Nollywood. 1) Hostels What kind of hostels […]

People are always asking what can actually fit into women’s mini bags. Since you wanted to know so bad, here are six things that can fit in those mini bags. 1) Patience All the patience a Nigerian woman has can fit into one of those tiny bags. The bags get smaller if the women are […]

So many reasons can cause the end of a friendship, but some are pettier than others. These seven Nigerian women tell us the pettiest reasons why they stopped being friends with someone. Chisom, 22 My friend and I have not spoken for two years because of fish pie. She started ignoring me in our third […]

The subject of this week’s What She Said is a 25-year-old Nigerian woman who has travelled to over fifteen countries alone. She talks about how this love for travelling started, the way she’s stigmatised at airports and in hotels, and her dream to attend aviation school. What was growing up like? Life was good until […]

As a Nigerian, sometimes you need to remind yourself that you are in the best country in the world. 1) We have delicious suya and kilishi Regulate open grazing? No. Ban Twitter? Yes. Ban Cryptocurrency? Yes. Why? Because Suya and Kilishi >>>>> Technological advancement. It’s quite simple really. 2) “Over raw” best in world rankings […]

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Since heaven is the goal, but your body is not firewood, here are some of the best sex positions that won’t ruin your heavenly race. 1) Missionary The people that named this sex position knew what they were doing. It is simple, straight forward and as old as time. People that have sex like this […]

The subject of this week’s What She Said, is a 25-year-old woman who has been through so much and would just like to be at peace for the rest of her life. She talks about how unlucky she’s been with friends, her tense relationship with her mother, beating cervical cancer, and how therapy helped her […]

When your friend is dating someone you don’t like, here are six things that you should definitely do. 1) Keep your mouth shut They will never listen to anything you have to say. People in love usually are unable to process information concerning their relationship because they have lost all their five senses. If you […]

The Twitter ban in Nigeria affects Nigerians in many different ways. From business owners to already marginalised groups. So, these seven Nigerians talk about how the Twitter ban in Nigeria affects their mental health. Jane It’s just not the Twitter ban in Nigeria per se, it’s the general state of Nigeria. Everything about this country […]

With the recent ban Twitter ban in Nigeria by the Federal Government, here are some fun things you can do with the time you spent on Twitter. 1) Farm Since you have more time on your hands, you can engage in some productive farm work. That way, you can feed the nation. 2) IELTS All […]