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Malakai

I want to get paid to consume art. Part-time writer
9 People That Need To Cut Soap For Us
April 14, 2021

“Cut soap for me” does not mean they should divide bathing soap for you. It can mean telling your friends about job opportunities, introducing them to things that benefit them. It can also be a casual way to beg for good luck or a portion of someone’s destiny, like Jacob. If something good has never happened […]

7 Skills Conductors Have That Everyone Needs
April 8, 2021

Honestly, the don’t teach people how to be a conductor in school because you’d be unstoppable, a potential super villan and you might even unlock hidden parts of your brain. We decided to share this knowledge because you deserve. 1. Ridiculous parkour skills You know how conductors hop on and off buses at anytime? Imagine […]

9 Ways To Sign-Off Your Work Emails
April 7, 2021

Sign-offs are the core of every work email. There’s no reason why it should be boring. Which one is “Best regards” or “Yours sincerely”? Where’s the spice in that? Read this to make your work experience more interesting. 1. Respectfully, I am in tears You can use this when your team lead has emailed you […]

The Zikoko Guide To Dating A Gym Rat.
March 31, 2021

If you’re thinking of dating a gym rat, the best place to meet them is a gym.  If you go to the gym and see these extremely fit people, or even the gym instructor and all of a sudden you’re catching feelings. My dear, it’s dehydration, kill that crush because here are 10 things you […]

How to survive on 15k in a month
March 25, 2021

I saw this tweet and it had me, a resident broke person, thinking. There’s no foolproof method on how to survive on ₦15,000 a month but I wrote this guide last month. This one is for those of you that didn’t read it. 1. Plan your budget Budget which family member you are cutting off […]

March 24, 2021

The Internet gives people a false sense of anonymity that makes everyone feel like they can act anyhow or say anything. Sometimes, moving mad like that will cause people to drag you from your nonexistent baby hairs. Here’s what to do if you’re caught in this situation. 1. Write an apology in your notes app. […]

March 18, 2021

One of the most thriving industries in Lagos is the restaurant industry, People are always looking for where to spend money when there is rice at home, in this economy? And on that salary? Anyways, here are a few tips on breaking into this industry. 1. Make sure it’s in a hidden location What’s fun […]

March 17, 2021

As a social media manager, you’re the reason why people know about a brand. You go out of your way to create schedules and engaging /creative content that keep people coming back to the page. Some are funny and know how to read the room, but some cough A*sos cough don’t. Anyways, here are some […]

March 11, 2021

Where two or three people who went to a boarding school are gathered, there is trauma in their midst. It wasn’t all bad though and even the worst times have made for good memories you can’t help but laugh about now. 1. S.A.P This means a shortage of all provisions. This period prepares you for […]

March 4, 2021

Prior to what the internet and that certain website say, sex can be very awkward. If there is one thing that can ease the tension, it is music. As we are in the business of being generous, we have complied 7 foolproof methods to help you create the perfect sex playlist 1.  Ask your father […]

March 3, 2021

The dating scene Is a messy place and everyone has their spec. If you haven’t figured out what works for you, we’ve been generous enough to make a list. 1. People that have money  Money makes romance sweeter, to be honest. People will probably call you a gold-digger, but is it their gold you are […]

February 25, 2021

You have probably been looking for ways to understand online vendors and ways to maybe get them to respond on time. We got you. We know how it can feel to have your eye on an item only for the vendor to be playing tinko-tinko with your heart and emotions. I know I mentioned yesterday […]

February 24, 2021

Omo the country is hard and things are expensive. How cann a poor person like me and you survive like this with a salary that vanishes the moment you buy one thing? My salary after I buy one plate of food. How best can we make our salary last longer? We might have some ideas […]

February 17, 2021

Here are 10 things you need to know because sometimes useless information can be useful too. 1. The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the world You people are stealing a book that has the words “thou shall not steal” written inside? 2. Mosquitoes are more attracted to the colour blue than any other […]

February 11, 2021

It’s a few days to Valentine, and you’re still very single. Now, instead of planning a romantic Sunday, you’re considering going to church for the first time in years. While that sounds “fun”, here are six steps you can take to make your neighbor fall in love with you. 1. Play loud music in the […]

February 3, 2021

A week ago Unilag students resumed school virtually after a year of ghosting, radio silence and of course ASSU’s ever changing resumption date, which happened not once, not twice, but thousands. I am a 400 level student in this great university studying mass communication and here’s what my first week of virtual learning was like. […]

January 20, 2021

Whether you like memes or you don’t, you can’t lie that they make all your conversations better. From looking for the right meme that describes “Omo” or one that says “is Ashimolowo a bad bitch”, Here are five reasons why you need Zikoko’s meme site. 1. African/Black-centred You can search for terms like “Amala” and […]

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