Fam, bald is the new sexy.
He who has no claps should not attempt a clapback.
Who can forget Aki Na Ukwa?
They will never have change. How is it possible that they never have change?
Especially all of you back-benchers that will be sleeping during class
Just so you can be laughing and forget your name
Fam, I saw a goat fly, and now i am questioning my life’s existence!
All the times you had to say your parents were not home when they were
All hail CNA the slay queen!
Really guys, not everything a girl does is to get your attention.
You’ve seen African hair but you haven’t seen African hair like this.
What you talking about boi?
All you teacher’s pet and your special treatment
But na satellite pesin go chop?
Jollof rice and dodo has finished? Just kill me now.
Just because they have zero chill!
We’re not crying, pepper just entered our eyes.
Come on! Put some respek on that jollof!
When you just want a trim and they decide to give you a big chop
If you’re trying to drop hints, you’re doing it all wrong.
My people! Y’all ain’t ready for this!
All those uncles that will just show up unannounced and finish all your food.
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