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2:49 a.m. I wake up and I know instantly. I’m sick. Okay, maybe “sick” is a tad dramatic. I have phlegm and it won’t stop until I use some medication. It happens to me every year during harmattan and it’s usually very frustrating. Ugh, now I will be spitting all day. Iyama. 6:36 a.m. All […]
If you are searching for love, then here are six tips to help you update your media in a way that will get the attention of prospective partners and help your love life. 1) It should be a personal picture Why will you do yourself the disservice of posting a group picture? Imagine your crush […]
Going to a strip in Abuja is quite the experience. From the smokey, dim-lit rooms to the overpriced drinks, Abuja strip clubs have it all. I recently visited two and I noticed a pattern. Here is an honest review of the type of strippers you’re bound to meet in an Abuja strip club.
The area now known as Nigeria is home to over 350 different tribes. Many of these tribes, some of which date back several centuries before colonization, boasted of several artefacts and monument. Sadly, colonization meant the loss of many of these artefacts, which were flung all over the world. For example, the British conquest of […]
I HAVE COLLECTED MY N3200. Mami Market, meet David Odunlami.
Period sex is sex that happens while either of the parties involved are on their period. We asked Nigerians to share their period sex experience, here are eleven of them. Anna, 18 This was my first and only period sex experience, but I find it a funny one because it happened on my heaviest day. […]
6:00 a.m. My alarm wakes me up and I get up and out of my bed. I need to be at OBS by 6:30 a.m. Who sent me work. I joined OBS to avoid marching and working, yet all I do in this place is march at work. I see my roommates and they’re all […]
If you have Nigerian parents then you’ll relate to one or more of the points on this list: 1) “It’s for your own good” They say this after beating you like you killed Jesus. Mummy and daddy, the constant beatings is why “half” of Nigerians have a BDSM fetish. They’re trying to recreate childhood “nostalgia.” […]
Sometimes, when you want to go to a new city, you need advice. Well, here are 7 very important things you need to know if you are going to the city of Port Harcourt for the first time. 1) Bole They eat bole like the meal that it is, with fish, sauce, etc. If you […]
This is a short story, and if you’re someone who gets bored with people and relationship and can’t keep them for long, you will find this to be very familiar. 1. It starts with the fun times when you couldn’t go a day without talking to them This is fun. We are having so much […]
I’ve just finished leading the entire camp in prayers.
YouTube has literally everything.
On Thursday, Guinness posted a short film featuring Prince of Big Brother Naija. The video was an announcement of Prince as Guinness’ newest ambassador. Just like many people, we thought it was the coolest video so we discussed seven things we love about it. 1. The homage The video paid homage to the Igbo values […]
The subject of this week’s Sex Life is a 30-year-ole heterosexual woman who entered a celibacy pact with her partner before marriage. She didn’t keep her end of the pact and often cheated on him. Now that she’s married and finally having sex, she feels sorry that she cheated.
The exciting new singing competition MTN Y’ello Star is back and the last episode was just incredible. 12 contestants with MAYBE’s had to battle for a spot in the competition. We spoke to a few contestants about their journey with music, their ambitions and their influences. Fayfay Diamond My journey with music started about five […]
It goes on for ages, this particular topic.
Pelumi is a 12-year-old boy living with Type 1 diabetes. Diabetes is a metabolic disease that causes high levels of sugar in the blood. It affects 3.9 million people in Nigeria, and it is prevalent among children and adolescents. While the causes of Type 1 diabetes are unknown, it is suspected that it occurs when […]
Bicycle allowance is cominggg!
Of course you owe people shit.
Why are people sniffing lizard poop as drugs?
If you’ve ever been on a dating site, you’d find yourself exposed to a myriad of humans who are just as horny as you are. One common constant is the presence of foreigners on these sites. Which leads us to 6 types of foreigners you are bound to meet on any dating site.
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