7 Ways To Spot A Rich Nigerian Woman

December 14, 2020

A lot of Nigerian men have tried to push the agenda that Nigerian women are rich. So, Zikoko decided to investigate and we have come through with a list on how to spot a rich Nigerian woman. So, if you’re in the market for a rich woman, this one is for you.

Disclaimer: The source of the wealth should not be questioned. If you’re rich, you’re rich.

1. She has a Piggyvest account

This is the ultimate sign that a Nigerian woman is rich. She actively uses piggyvest to save her coins dollars. Check a Nigerian woman’s piggyvest to know her net worth. All that safe lock, target and flex dollar features were designed to keep a Nigerian woman rich.

2. She never checks price tags at the store

When you’re at the mall, there is always that fancy-dressed Nigerian woman with a full cart. Usually, she’s alone or with an assistant you might mistake for her friend. Her cart is always full because she has lost touch with price tag reality. She sees it, she wants it, she gets it.

3. Restaurant bills don’t faze her

She goes to fancy restaurants and orders food with names that cannot be pronounced. You know those tiny meals that a single plate cost more than the Nigerian minimum wage and they’re usually just smeared on the plate? That’s the kinda meals she likes to order. When the bill comes, she doesn’t excuse herself to the bathroom and tries to escape, she pays with her gold card.

coronavirus self-care

4. She has rich friends

The rich like to hang out with themselves so she definitely has rich friends who do rich things. All her friends have gorgeous-sunlight-reflecting skin and human hair of the highest grade. They like to match colours when they step out to get drinks. White paint on their toes, manicured fingers, perfumes that literally smell like air-conditioned dollar mint, and outfits that cost more than federal university tuition in Nigeria.

5. She lives alone

She stays in some cute apartment by herself with a little dog. The ones that live with other girls are usually not as rich. The ones that live with their parents are RICH-RICH with a hint of dependency. Therefore, the ultimate test of her wealth, in this context, is living by herself in some fancy estate.

6. She drives a nice car

Having a nice car is high maintenance. If you see a Nigerian woman cruising in some nice car, just know she has money. With her large expensive shades on and her butt on a pillow so she can see her front well. These women don’t joke.

7. Multiple passports

If you see a Nigerian woman with more than one passport, hold her legs and don’t let her go until she blesses you. Dual citizenship is a plus if you’re Nigerian and she knows this (gotta have a backup nation in case one spoils.) *Stares at Nigeria*

Bonus: She sells Kayan Mata on IG

You know a Nigerian woman has blood money when she sells pussy flavouring package on IG. You will be surprised at the number of women who buy kayan mata packages and it’s not cheap. So, it’s basically semi-rich Nigerian women making another Nigerian woman very rich. It’s a cycle that sustains itself.

Stay woke.

Hi there! The HER weekly newsletter launches on the 6th of March, 2021. A new newsletter will go out every week on Saturday by 2pm. If you have already subscribed please tell a friend. If you haven’t, you can by clicking this button. It will only take fifteen seconds. Trust me, I timed it!

Zikoko Donation Banner

Help Zikoko keep making the content you love

More than ever, people are turning to Zikoko for stories that matter and content they love. But still, we, like many media organisations, are feeling the financial heat of these times. If you find us valuable, please make a contribution to help keep Zikoko zikoko-ing.

Thank you for your support.

We are also cool with Crypto.

Donation Close
Zikoko Logo

Complete Your Commitment

Donation confirm

Your Contribution is confirmed! Amount

Eris Ekanem

Join The Conversation

Bring a friend.

You'll like this

Lost hope
March 19, 2021

Following the trending conversation on breastfeeding earlier this month, I made a call for African women to share their experiences breastfeeding for an article. Cynthia* was one of the women that reached out to me, she told me her baby rejected breast milk and was sick at birth so I asked more questions. Here’s what […]

September 2, 2021

If you are dating a woman and you do any of the following things, you are a walking red flag.  1. When he doesn’t buy you food when you say you’ve not eaten  Do we need to tell you first? Which brings us to the next point.  2. Not knowing what we want before we […]

February 1, 2021

With all the hormones flying about during pregnancy, it is no surprise that pregnant women end up doing some very funny things. So, we asked people to share the funniest experiences they have had pregnant, and those they have witnessed. Odion, 56 One day while I was pregnant I had this sudden urge to lick […]

black girl sitting down and smiling
July 17, 2021

I was shocked to find out that after you turn 25, your body experiences a set of changes. They call it second puberty. Like the first one, it’s different for everyone. The changes could come at 30+ or there would be no changes at all. In my experience and that of those around me, here’s […]

Watch

Now on Zikoko

Recommended Quizzes

November 14, 2019

The fourth season of Big Brother Naija came to an end over a month ago, but the conversation surrounding the housemates is far from over. So, in a bid to keep the fire burning, we decided to create a quiz that tells you which famous member of the ‘Pepper Dem’ gang is your soulmate. Take […]

November 20, 2019

Last month, we thoughtfully made a quiz telling you guys exactly when you’ll marry, but some of you claimed that your spouse was nowhere to be found. Well, now we’ve created one that’ll tell you exactly who you’ll be dragging down that aisle. Take and start planning that wedding: 11 Quizzes For Nigerians Who Are […]

April 14, 2020

Every friend group consists of very different and specific characters — from the parent to the fun one — and it can be a little tough figuring out where you fall. So, we’ve created a quiz that lets you know exactly what kind of friend you are. Take to find out:

More from Her

woman lying down on bed
September 15, 2021

“He said a lot of things. He cried too. This continued till 5 am. Eventually, I gave in because I wanted to sleep. He is currently a gospel musician in Kaduna.”

11 Nigerian Women Talk About Being Coerced

Read here:

female footballer holding net
September 14, 2021

“In 2019, my mum sent me to Owerri to be a live-in nanny for one woman so I could make money for the family.”

In this article, Stella talks about wanting to be a footballer as a child but not having the resources or the support needed to do so.

Read here:

Watch

Trending Videos

Zikoko Originals

December 14, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
November 2, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
October 26, 2020
A collection of videos documenting some of the events of the EndSARS protests.
June 22, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
June 22, 2020
Hacked is an interesting new series by Zikoko made up of fictional but hilarious chat conversations.
June 4, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
June 2, 2020
Quickie is a video series where everyone featured gets only one minute to rant, review or do absolutely anything.
May 14, 2020
Isolation Diary is a Zikoko series that showcases what isolation is like for one young Nigerian working from home due to the Coronavirus pandemic.
March 12, 2020
Life is already hard. Deciding where to eat and get the best lifestyle experiences, isn't something you should stress about. Let VRSUS do that for you.

Z! Stacks

Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:

Zikoko amplifies African youth culture by curating and creating smart and joyful content for young Africans and the world.
X