7 Women Talk About The WEIRDEST Messages They Have Gotten

October 8, 2020

Have you ever gotten a message so weird you did not know how to process it? Well, these seven women to tell us the weirdest messages they have received.

Jane, 32

A picture of his penis. No introduction, no nothing. Just a picture of his phallus.

Amaka, 19

A man once told me he wants me to rape his ass. He told me he was willing to pay even. I just blocked him, because why?

Kike, 25

A picture of her ass. One day I get a message request and when I open it, it is a picture of this woman in her underwear. I do not know how these weird people find me, but they should not find me anymore.

Clara, 23

A guy once messaged me on Twitter, talking about how sexy I looked. When I checked the profile, I found out it was my cousin. I do not blame him at the time, because I did not have any picture of my face in my media. Just my body.

Janet, 19

A guy offered to pay me money for feet pictures. I was really broke, so I considered it, but then he mentioned video calls and I was immediately put off. He never told me anything about him. Just “willing to pay, send feet pics.”

Eseosa, 21

This one was probably using me to test some stupid pick-up lines. He told me that the love arrows on my face are not complete, and he is the one remaining. He said he wants to be the missing arrow that leads to my heart. What does that even mean?

Bimpe, 33

Some guy on Facebook messaged me once, that he was my cousin and he asked me to transfer him money to get a cab. When I offered to order one for him, he blocked me.


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