If you are dating a woman and you do any of the following things, you are a walking red flag.
1. When he doesn’t buy you food when you say you’ve not eaten
Do we need to tell you first? Which brings us to the next point.
2. Not knowing what we want before we say it
If you are not ready to be a mind reader, why are you here?
3. Not saying thank you after sex
In fact, you should also serve us breakfast in bed.
4. Not calling you mummy during sex
It’s see-finish that causes things like this sha. It’s because we smile with you too much.
5. Using your skincare products
6. Not letting you steal his hoodie
This one is also unforgivable and if you are dating anyone like this, please run.
7. Sleeping before you
If you sleep, what do you expect me to do with my time? Why do you think you are here?
8. Sleeping with his back turned to you
I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.
9. Not letting you eat his food even though you people ordered the same thing
Just tell me you hate me, okay?