21 Really Stupid Questions People Ask Nigerian Girls

August 12, 2015

As always, we are committed to your laughter and well being; so here to save you from a ravaged relationship and social suicide are 21 questions you should NEVER, never ever ask your/a Nigerian girl.

Some of these questions may not seem like a big deal right now, but trust us; you’ll thank us for this later:

1. What’s Your Body Count?

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2. Do you have any siblings, like a younger sister, maybe?

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3. When last did you change this profile picture?

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4. How did you screw-up your last relationship?

5. How long does it take to put on all that make-up?

6. Did you know my aunt has that same kind of hairstyle?

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7. Is it that time of the month?

8. Have you gained weight?

9. Is that what you’re going to wear?

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10. Don’t you know how to cook?

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11. Are you a virgin?

12. My ex-girlfriend used to do this. Can you do this too?

13. Are You Really Going To Eat All That?

14. Can We Have A Threesome?

15. Why are you single?

16. Are you bleaching?

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17. What weave is that?

18. Why do you like wearing that gown?

19. Are you wearing a butt pad or is that your real ass?

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20. Is this how you’ll behave in your husband’s house?

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21. Is this how girls from your village behave?

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