5 Things You’ll Definitely Hear At A Nigerian Children’s Party

December 15, 2020

If you were forced to attend enough parties as a kid, you’ll definitely be able to relate to this one. I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out that every Nigerian MC attended the same MC school for MCing children’s parties.

1. “A Chu Chu….A Chu Chu”

I promise you, MCs this is not the only way to start a party, and this is not the only way to test a microphone.

2. “Who can tell me why we’re here?”

The answer is always something like “Destiny’s birthday!” And the winner will win something like a Caprisonne.

3. “Who can tell me the celebrant’s name?”

“Destinyyyyyyyy”

4. “Go and bring your mummy to dance”

Mothers will be sitting on their own and somebody will just drag them out for some embarrassing dancing competition. Kids really need to be stopped.

5. “Is she the winner?”

After the dancing competition for the parents, the children will spend the next twenty minutes equally embarrassing themselves in the name of dancing. And then obviously the winner will win something too. The circle of life.

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