How To Easily Survive Lagos

August 26, 2020

LEAVE LAGOS.

FLEE THE CITY.

RUN.

JAPA

ABSCOND.

GET OUT.

JUST GOOOOOO.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. For more tips on surviving your abusive relationship with Lagos state, read our Lagos archives.

For more reasons to leave, read Why Are We Still Living In Lagos?

If you still want to live in Lagos after reading this then you are addicted to suffering and strife and deserve the hell you call home.

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