How To Quickly Upgrade Your Situationship To A Relationship

September 6, 2020

Changing the status of a situationship can be tricky because situationships are very volatile and everything must be done with tact fam. But you are in luck because we have the formula on lockdown.

1. Negotiate your way into a relationship.

It will most likely end in tears but at least you will find what you are looking for. Even if for a few days.

2. Tackle it head-on.

Start calling them bae, if they don’t correct you then mark that date as your anniversary date. 

3. Just enter the relationship, they will join you.

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They may enter a different relationship while you are waiting for them. There are no guarantees in this life dear.

4. Take it to God in prayer.

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Prayer is still the key fam.

5. Propose to them out of the blues.

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They will most likely say no sha but it’s worth the shot.

6. Be an adult and have an honest conversation about what you want. 

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Just come correct.

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