The kitchen is typically the one thing that stands between everyone and hunger, but a lot of people have learned to go for other food options, because they hate to step a foot in the kitchen, unless it’s absolutely necessary. This post is for you if you’re one of these people:
When you’re house hunting and the agent tries to get you excited about the size of the kitchen
Look at this one oh. All I’m looking at are the bedroom and bathroom, plis dear.
You, walking into your kitchen and sighting a mountain of used dishes
Not me and you. E go be.
The only thing you find interesting in the kitchen is your microwave
Microwave saving lives since 1946
When you buy groceries even though you know you probably won’t cook any time soon
I’m a clown. The clown is me.
You, wondering if you will actually die if you eat raw food
But really, will I die?
How your trash looks at the end of every week because you’re always buying takeouts
Don’t blame me. Food makes me crazy.
When you skip a meal because you’d rather die than toil in the kitchen
Something must kill a man.
When you’re complaining of being broke and someone tells you there is rice at home
But who asked you?
You, tracking how much you spend on food
Do I even have any sense like this?
You, thinking if you should just move back with your parents
I only have to pass them the remote from time to time, but I will never be hungry.
When you manage to enter the kitchen to cook and the gas finishes before you’re done
That’s it. I’m never doing this again.