I totally understand why you’re here. You want your man to focus only you. Men like to wander a lot. So it is important for you to learn how to stop him from seeing other people and focusing on you. I gatchu.
1. Lock him in the house
This is the best option. Full Rapunzel mode. If he can’t leave the house, he can’t see other people, amirite? Thank God everybody is working from home. No need for him to go out.
2. Blindfold him
If he absolutely has to go out, blindfold him. This means you have to lead him by the hand everytime he leaves the house but that’s a very small sacrifice to make to prevent him from seeing anybody that is not you.
3. Only allow him to go out in the middle of the night
He can’t see people when everybody else is sleeping. Best idea.
4. Censor his media
Now you’re thinking “What about on the internet?” That’s no worry! Just do like the Nigerian government and turn off the internet. You’re welcome.
5. Build a house with no windows
If after locking him in the house, he is still stubborn and looking at people passing outside his window, it is time to build a house with no windows. He can look at you if he feels like entertaining himself.
6. Pluck out his eyes
Still not working? He must be a stubborn one. Remove his eyes. He can’t see other people if you remove his eyes.
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