8 Reasons Why We Will Not Tolerate Vintage Shirt Slander

August 19, 2021

Zikoko can tolerate many things, but what we won’t tolerate is vintage revere shirt slander. They’re like the perfect pieces of clothing for any guy. Here are 7 reasons why we don’t allow vintage revere shirt slander in this house.

1. You can wear them anywhere

You can wear vintage shirts anywhere. Your mom’s 50th birthday party? Vintage shirts. Your uncle’s burial? Vintage shirt. Getting married? Just throw a tux on top of your vintage shirt.

2. They’re good enough to wear in any weather.

Too hot? Wear a vintage shirt. Harmattan is killing everybody? You can wear a vintage shirt. You might almost freeze to death but your swag should keep you warm.

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3. They don’t make you sweaty

Imagine wearing shirts that’ll leave you dripping sweat everywhere? Couldn’t be vintage shirts.

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4. They look great on bearded guys

If you have a beard and you think you’re pulling attention, imagine wearing a vintage revere shirt. Finish work.

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5. Looks even better on bald guys

Shave your skull and wear vintage. Just wait till people start texting you “Hey, big head ”

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6. You can leave the top button open and let people see your cleavage

If your inner ashewo wants to come out, you can leave a button or two off your vintage shirt, let people see the bad boy that you are.

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7. It’s easy to take off

You can easily take this light shirt off in case it…gets wet.

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8. It shows people that you are a man of taste

What better way to tell people you have good taste? That’s right.

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