If He Uses Any Of These Products, He Will Break Your Heart

December 18, 2020

Over the years, people have been trying to figure out players just so they can successfully avoid them. This article is one step in the direction of knowing how to spot a man that will break your heart, from a mile away.

If a Nigerian man uses any of these body care products, pack your load and run.

1. Irish Spring

If you get to a Nigerian man’s house and you see Irish Spring in his bathroom, just pack your load and be going. If you see him as a potential partner, it will end in tears and you can’t say you didn’t see the signs because they were staring right at you in the form of a green bathing soap.

2. Anything cocoa butter

How will somebody be using cocoa butter in this heat if it’s not that they are fueled by wickedness.

3. Bod Man body spray

Many of them use it as a perfume. If you know any guy that uses Bod Man as his major perfume, just watch the number of women that come in and out of his life. Bod Man is cheap, but real players know the flavors to use to make women think they’re using Clive Christian.

4. Axe body spray

This one is for up and coming demons. After some time, they switch to Sure.

5. Any Old Spice product

This one is for the IJGBs, especially the ones that have just come back from the UK. Run o.

6. Vaseline

This one is just always in their house. They don’t use it to cream their bodies, but the thing will be reducing. What sort of sorcery is that?

7. Soul Mate hair cream

Yes. I said it.

8. Dax hair cream

At the initiation ceremony of Yoruba demons, Odudua gives each of them a jar of that green Dax cream. Once they run it on their heads, forget it, they can do whatever they want.

9. Head and Shoulders shampoo

You already know that this one is true.


Zikoko Donation Banner

Help Zikoko keep making the content you love

More than ever, people are turning to Zikoko for stories that matter and content they love. But still, we, like many media organisations, are feeling the financial heat of these times. If you find us valuable, please make a contribution to help keep Zikoko zikoko-ing.

Thank you for your support.

We are also cool with Crypto.

Donation Close
Zikoko Logo

Complete Your Commitment

Donation confirm

Your Contribution is confirmed! Amount

Join The Conversation

Bring a friend.

You'll like this

August 28, 2020

We’ve already established that sugar mummies are your spec. Every sugar mummy must possess some qualities because there’s a minimum bar of entry; not everyone can be a sucrose matriarch. Gather round as we run through 7 qualities you should find in a sugar mummy. God-fearing I’m serious. This is probably the most important. A […]

June 30, 2021

As told to Femi As men, our testicles are the mainstay of our reproductive system. Asides from sperm production and storage, they’re also responsible for producing a hormone called testosterone, which is responsible for our sex drive, fertility, and the development of muscle and bone mass. Needless to say, it’s quite important to ensure they […]

August 31, 2020

Pretty much every man has been in the clutches of Igbo women at some point. They’re renowned worldwide for their wickedness and cold-heartedness. If you haven’t been hurt by Igbo women before, this article is for you. I’m trying to save you before it ends in premium tears. If an Igbo woman is catching your […]

Watch

Now on Zikoko

Recommended Quizzes

What are you like in a relationship?
February 7, 2020

Your taste in music can say a lot about you, and this time, it’s going to reveal what you are like in a relationship. So, pick a few of your favourite Nigerian love songs, and we’ll let you know if you’re typically a distant, passionate or unbothered partner. Here you go:

how tall are you
March 11, 2020

Did your parents give you enough beans when you were growing up? If they did, then you’re probably around 6’0″ and above. Either way, we created a quiz that can guess your current height (pretty accurately, if we do say so ourselves). Take to see if we nailed it:

June 14, 2020

Have you ever been with someone so horrible that you swore to never date again? Yes? Well, do you know that one or more of your exes probably feels the same way about you? You never thought about that, huh? Thankfully, this quiz is here to let you know just how much of a hassle […]

More from Man Dem

Watch

Trending Videos

Zikoko Originals

December 14, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
November 2, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
October 26, 2020
A collection of videos documenting some of the events of the EndSARS protests.
June 22, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
June 22, 2020
Hacked is an interesting new series by Zikoko made up of fictional but hilarious chat conversations.
June 4, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
June 2, 2020
Quickie is a video series where everyone featured gets only one minute to rant, review or do absolutely anything.
May 14, 2020
Isolation Diary is a Zikoko series that showcases what isolation is like for one young Nigerian working from home due to the Coronavirus pandemic.
March 12, 2020
Life is already hard. Deciding where to eat and get the best lifestyle experiences, isn't something you should stress about. Let VRSUS do that for you.

Z! Stacks

Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:

Zikoko amplifies African youth culture by curating and creating smart and joyful content for young Africans and the world.
X