“I am talking about women who planned on it from the time they were teenagers.”
“I promise to bend you to my will using religion and mild violence.”
Who knew that women dressing indecently destroys society?
You’re going straight from the betting shop to hell!
You’ll never guess what number 1 is.
Annoiting oil? FAKE!
BBNaija is going to destroy us all.
“Bow down bitches” suddenly has a new meaning.
Here’s how to know if you’re entangled in an evil covenant.
“COVID-19 is gonna turn everyone into vampires!”
Step 1: Stage a deliverance session.
‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ on steriods.
Today’s book is titled, “The Spiritual Dangers Of Women Wearing Trousers”. “And that’s on period!” – The author of this book The author starts with throwing shade at modern preachers who (so as to not lose church members) tell women that they’re allowed to wear whatever they want. He says that by encouraging women to […]
Pay your tithe or GET CURSED!
The evil that men do lives after them and fucks up their descendants’ lives.
No longer do you have to mentally and constantly beat your meat.
Obviously not your average (sane) 7-year-old.
“Let’s get ready to rumble…with demons!!!”
It’s time to find Mr. Right!
Contraceptives will impotently demonize your genitals.
Oral sex is the gateway to becoming Christian Grey.
Oh, you like your hair down to your ass? Congrats. You’re going to hell!
Do you know that you have literal demon spawn running around?
Who knew that hell had its own postal service?
If you sex, in any position whatsoever, you will die.
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